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Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26691) - you deserved it (6487)

On 12/13/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by soy_un_perderdor (man) - United States (Texas)

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I like sleep more than sex. I do not blame you.

#2 - On 12/13/2009 at 9:17am by niadanac1

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its hard finding the right pillow to spend your whole life with.. you should consider yourself lucky..

#5 - On 12/13/2009 at 9:29am by zeeky

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