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Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12877) - you deserved it (38768)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore

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