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Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16150) - you deserved it (49573)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore

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Oh man, I shivered. That is gross.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 12:06pm by StayClassy

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a mouthful of fingernails was probably better than the mouthful of saliva you would've gotten anyay... at least you didn't end up swallowing it.

why would you even WANT to drink the nasty crap at the end?

#11 - On 02/18/2009 at 2:06pm by elguapo

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