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Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24691) - you deserved it (4571)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

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probably the closest your going to get to it now

#4 - On 12/12/2009 at 5:15pm by wtfismyfml

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If I was the guy, I would have just laughed. A lot. If you were cute i might have casually brought it up to you playfully after class and teased you about it... if you weren't cute I would have definitely just never mentioned it again. I would have let that sleeping hot dog lie...

If he never mentioned it to you, either he isn't an outgoing dude, or you don't meet his standards haha

#7 - On 12/12/2009 at 5:22pm by pimpin88

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