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Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30353) - you deserved it (5789)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

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probably the closest your going to get to it now

#4 - On 12/12/2009 at 5:15pm by wtfismyfml

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not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across

#9 - On 12/12/2009 at 5:24pm by sportsnut

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