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Today, I saw my favourite shirt on the floor of my dorm's bathroom. Feeling too lazy to bend down, I used my feet to "flick" the shirt up. Apparently, some drunkard took a dump on the floor and used my shirt to cover it up. I now have shit all over my feet, hands and the wall in front of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22746) - you deserved it (4322)

On 12/11/2009 at 9:11am - misc - by CrapFeet (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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Did you clean up before you typed the FML?

#2 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:07pm by Sue21

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i seriously do not get why someone would do that...I have never been so drunk that i have lost control of my bowels, or shat on something on purpose...other than a toilet. WTF is wrong with drunk people nowadays? FYL you did not deserve this!

#16 - On 12/11/2009 at 4:18pm by Ducati45

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