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Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10708) - you deserved it (17588)

On 12/11/2009 at 6:11am - misc - by LostFocus - United States (California)

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YDI, now your going to have to pay even more to fix the damage you did to the roof then you would of if you hired someone to repair it properly in the first place

#2 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:10pm by captaincanoe

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If you're so poor, why aren't you getting the bottom-of-the-line computer?

When I was broke, I had a POS no-name PC clone. Now, that I am working, I have the computer I want. Don't buy things you can't afford!

And, BTW, YDI for fraudulently billing your clients for overtime when you were doing your own home repairs.

#8 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:41pm by perdix

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