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Today, my roommate came in slamming the front door. I guess he doesn't know that you can't throw hot water on frozen windows. He came up all pissed and called his insurance because he cracked the windshield. We have the same car, in the same exact color. Turns out he threw the water on mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30738) - you deserved it (2597)

On 12/11/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Sous_Chef (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Key his name onto his car so he knows.

#6 - On 12/11/2009 at 10:10am by aback

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And now, you can safely sue him or sent him the bill! :D

#2 - On 12/11/2009 at 10:03am by natpewpew

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