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Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Perhaps you could try using you're head lights to judge distance instead of using other retards cars?

#3 - On 12/11/2009 at 6:26am by tbwrb

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haha "whumping"

#11 - On 12/11/2009 at 7:39am by jvdubz

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