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Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47559) - you deserved it (3874)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

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