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Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50125) - you deserved it (4076)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

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you get to take care of her when she's too weak to do it for herself.

"Boy wants a car from his Dad
Dad says, first you gotta cut that hair
Boy says, hey Dad Jesus had long hair
and Dad says
that's right son but Jesus walked everywhere"

#12 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:39am by MozReference

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That's screwed up. Tonight, cut her hair when she sleeps.

#2 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:25am by ,.

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