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Today, My Tira Was A Littla Low On Air. I Dacidad To Put In A Can Of Fix-A-Flat And Driva Homa. Sinca It Was 10 Dagraas Outsida And Snowing, Tha Can Bacama Frozan To Tha Valva. Whan I Finally Got Tha Can Off, I Had Ruinad Tha Valva, So I Had To Put On Tha Spara Tira. It Was Flat Too. FML
1) Fix-a-flat is WORTHLESS.
2) Why use it to put in a tire that isn't flat in the first place? Idiot.
3) It leaves a nasty residue on your tire and rim. That wheel will never be able to achieve balance. And the person who will change your tire will kick your ass.
4) Always check your spare tire.
There should be a flashing neon YDI for you, dumbass.
A tire being 'low' on air is NOT A REASON to use Fix-A-Flat (for FLAT tires, as in a hole is poked through and it WON'T hold air). Fix-A-Flat does NOT air up your tire. It only pours in a thick goop to temporarily patch a hole so that you can then ADD air so it would HOLD air.....Weather changes cause your air pressure to fluctuate, even monthly, or every couple of weeks. Sorry, my husband began his career as a tire tech, so this just makes me want to call you retarded!!
Oh yeah, and the guy that repairs your tire will seriously curse you for using that crap...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015