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Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by musiclover (woman) - United States (Florida)

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ALWAYS check if you brought your tickets with you BEFORE you step in the line.. jeez some people should get more paranoid.

#6 - On 12/06/2009 at 7:43am by Residence

See in context could be back with the purse in what 12-13 minutes if you are in decent shape? not a big deal

#11 - On 12/06/2009 at 9:08am by sportsnut

See in context




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