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Today, I was at the beach with my friend for vacation. We were playing Marco Polo in the ocean and I was Marco. I thought I heard my friend, so I lunged forward and grabbed her. Too bad it wasn't my friend, it was an old guy in a pink speedo, and I grabbed his butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23205) - you deserved it (8449)

On 12/05/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by yoyo22 - United States

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Priceless.

#1 - On 12/05/2009 at 7:48pm by ItsAshxD

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Who the hell plays Marco Polo in the freakin ocean? YDI!

#9 - On 12/05/2009 at 8:10pm by lifeinoz

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