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Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22668) - you deserved it (2142)

On 12/05/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by shoutoutloud2him (woman) - United States (California)

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WTF? Nice job, asshole.

#9 - On 12/05/2009 at 12:05pm by Loveya448

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agreed, nothing you could have really done about this one.. FYL

#2 - On 12/05/2009 at 10:40am by pchands00

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