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Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

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On 12/05/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by shoutoutloud2him (woman) - United States (California)

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WTF? Nice job, asshole.

#9 - On 12/05/2009 at 12:05pm by Loveya448

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You deserve it for buying a Christmas tree at the Home Depot. How about supporting a local tree farm, Mr. Big-Buisness?

#11 - On 12/05/2009 at 1:02pm by PiperGP

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