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Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML


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On 12/04/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Yeah, because there's no reason for your eyes to be red other than being stoned. My eyes are red all the time, usually people assume it's because I'm tired. Unless they're stoners, of course. e_e

#16 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:34pm by Fabby

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Unless you're a naturally slow mover/talker or speak in a disorganized fashion, no one's going to think you're stoned just because you have red eyes. And if they do, all that means is that they are highly uneducated about the effects of marijuana and simply buy into the "RED EYES - YOU'RE TRIPPING BALLS!!!!11!!" hysteria.

#18 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:38pm by Flounder

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