Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2009 at 12:36pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
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you should have made a show of putting in some vizine and told them "forgive me, my new contacts are bothering my eyes"
#6 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:18pm by Lehk
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I'm sure someone said something about your eyes to you....and guess what? All you had to say was, "Yea my contacts are bothering me." Yea, this is real FML-worthy *shakes head*
#14 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:30pm by sdcrazy1018
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