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Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26476) - you deserved it (2983)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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I'm sure someone said something about your eyes to you....and guess what? All you had to say was, "Yea my contacts are bothering me." Yea, this is real FML-worthy *shakes head*

#14 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:30pm by sdcrazy1018

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Yeah, because there's no reason for your eyes to be red other than being stoned. My eyes are red all the time, usually people assume it's because I'm tired. Unless they're stoners, of course. e_e

#16 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:34pm by Fabby

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