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Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25319) - you deserved it (2878)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Every optometrist will tell you not to wear contacts for a full day the first time. A couple of hours, then take them out; a bit longer the next time, then take them out; etc, etc, etc.

Therefore, YDI.

#24 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:55pm by plethora

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That's disappointing... but unless you were acting stoned it probably won't matter.

#1 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:13pm by synix

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