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Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML


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On 12/03/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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FYL. Hopefully you call your dad and try to build a relationship with him and get away from your mom. She's the kind of woman that will rot your life if you don't get away as soon as you can.

#2 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:11am by TheTruth1428

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wow... your mom is a massive bitch for keeping that from you for all those years. FYL

#4 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:14am by anonymous1091

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