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Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30522) - you deserved it (3485)

On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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At least it wasn't your crotch.

"Swift kick to the balls, take 14. Aaaaaand action."

#10 - On 12/02/2009 at 8:55pm by shaister

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at least you know how to grab some ass :)

#6 - On 12/02/2009 at 8:51pm by gigi2009

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