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Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23110) - you deserved it (4504)

On 12/02/2009 at 5:57am - misc - by Project-Mayhem (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Ninjas want to celebrate christmas too you know.:)

#5 - On 12/02/2009 at 10:24am by peacockfeather

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Whoops, I thought you were gonna throw it out. My bad :)

#3 - On 12/02/2009 at 10:20am by z4opv14

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