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Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat". She replied "so don't touch you at all?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42438) - you deserved it (17425)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by justinherass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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