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Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat". She replied "so don't touch you at all?" FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by justinherass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Stop bitching about your weight. This is not an FML, it's entirely your fault. Lay off the pies and go for a run.

#3 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:31am by hpodity

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Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

#4 - On 03/28/2009 at 9:31am by UrLifeDoesntSuck

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