Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

by Anonymity / 03/27/2009 at 11:15pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

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  • Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

    #5 - On 03/28/2009 at 7:05am by babydoll86

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  • Ouch.
    O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

    #2 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:50am by hk

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