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Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML
Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.
O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015