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Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 11:15pm - misc - by Anonymity (man) - Canada

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Should have said you were surprised her legs could hold her weight. What a cow.

#5 - On 03/28/2009 at 7:05am by babydoll86

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Ouch.
O___O Maybe your mom'll learn to be polite off you

#2 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:50am by hk

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