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Man or woman?

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35424) - you deserved it (5280)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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LOL. fake engine noises? what a retard.

#1 - On 11/30/2009 at 10:22am by itsbecca

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She probably just didn't want to get raped.

#3 - On 11/30/2009 at 10:23am by Kat33393

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