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Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19602) - you deserved it (5342)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:25pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

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Punch her in the mouth. One for every birthday shes had.

Ask her to ask her Daddy why he didn't know how to use a condom.

Tell her there is no Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy is really her mother, who sells her teeth on the black market and that when she runs out her mother will smother her.

#3 - On 02/04/2009 at 5:50am by RustyBulletHole

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+5

Why don't you have a job or wife?

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 6:26pm by Sexyback

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+4

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