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Punch her in the mouth. One for every birthday shes had.
Ask her to ask her Daddy why he didn't know how to use a condom.
Tell her there is no Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy is really her mother, who sells her teeth on the black market and that when she runs out her mother will smother her.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 14 March 2014