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Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML


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On 11/29/2009 at 1:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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If that bothers you, then why did you choose to have your first kiss with a guy you just met? What did you expect?

#9 - On 11/29/2009 at 6:43am by coffee_addict7

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Poor you, should've known better at a party though.

#2 - On 11/29/2009 at 6:14am by Kingdutch

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