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Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4507) - you deserved it (35187)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

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