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Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (48222)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

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Congratulations! You're racist!

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:21pm by T

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im Chinese. i used to work in a Chinese restaurant. i loved this fml.
if i were that Asian man in the elevator, i would have been highly amused.
laugh a little, people. the world needs it.

#20 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:02am by lollercoaster

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