Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 11:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
What timing? Unless this is a divebombing wasp that somehow stung you underwater.
#2 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:35am by alexandraa
YDI for having a bath. Seriously that's just washing in your own filth after about a minute or two.
#4 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:37am by flying_vegan
You dumbass, OP clearly stated he was taking a bath to relax. He wasn't trying to get clean.
#7 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:48am by wienerwagon
And even if he had been doing it to clean, so what? People have been taking baths for centuries. And hey, you can always just rinse in the shower if you're being so anal about bathing in your filth.. seriously unless you were really filthy, full of dirt and all, a bath would be fine.. if you're dirty enough that it turns the water to mud, then I suggest a shower first to at least remove the biggest part of it THEN a bath..
But yeah as was mentionned, he took a bath to relax, not even to wash.. not that it would matter, would it?
#22 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:12am by marc_with_a_c
I always take a quick shower afterwards (to rinse off and wash my hair).
#23 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:33am by PunxsatownyPhil
Aww, flying-V. I was going to ask you to put a vial of yours around that carrier pigeon's neck..
y'know, to assist when I concoct my magic spells.. erp. Perhaps I've said too much :]
Oh shit!!! LOL (sorry don't mean to be laughing) :) That must've hurt like hell! I hope your nuts didn't swell up too big. Save your boys!
Hahahahaha I don't mean to laugh either. Hope your balls are okay! LOL :(
#10 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:01am by Jobin52
By chance, it wasn't a Blast Hornet, was it?
You know, you should really stop playing video games in the tub.
=p
#16 - On 11/27/2009 at 5:42am by blastvortex
Damn, so you must have some pretty big nuts right now...
I would spend the next couple of days, wearing only a trenchcoat and threatening to teabag all your enemies with the biggest "happy sacks" of all time.
Just hope no one says "okay:D"
#18 - On 11/27/2009 at 6:31am by Poke_my_mon
Hmmmmm u zigged when you shouldve zagged...... Well ur nuts anyways but yeah I feel bad for your nuts not for you cause you deserved it. $xdance the dance of lifex$!!!!!!!!! LOL
thats what i was thinking too..unless it stung him before he went into the water. well enjoy your temporarily big balls. you should tell this story to a girl youre after and maybe shell rub them better hahaha
#34 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:31pm by kisseshugsdrugs
Haha best FML I have read so far. At least the swelling would be a bonus, its bigger now ;)
#31 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:56pm by huskycheer2015
Wow, that's weird! I told the exact same story and got rejected by someone moderating the FML's. I wonder who that could have been!
Use your OWN story next time!
Yeah, that always ruins my day. But these things happen. You're sitting there, butt naked, balls floating carelessly in the warm water, and out of the silence comes a kamikazi wasp and it divebombs your U boats.
so no one noticed that it's almost the 1st of December. I have not seen a bee since September. fail. plus he was taking a bath
#39 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:28pm by lilmikegkb
Yeah, I actually saw a few yesterday, but ditto on the taking a bath part.
#41 - On 11/28/2009 at 12:17am by containsnosoy
Actually, I have seen some wasps inside my house. Duno how, but they are there and I live in Tennessee.
On the plus side, your balls might swell to twice their normal size. That would be AWESOME.
#47 - On 11/28/2009 at 4:48am by Emperor_Jim
That's what you get when you take relaxing baths with candles and bubbles. What are you, a middle-aged housewife? Start being a man and maybe the wasps will leave you alone.
#48 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:13am by G_Money09
I call fake...
If you aren't to greedy to actually fill the bath with water, the wasp won't be able to reach your nuts as they can't swim
OP said he wanted to take a bath, not that he was taking one. The wasp could've stung him whilst he was getting ready to get in.
#51 - On 11/28/2009 at 6:43am by ragamuffin42
Okay really ur a guy and guys take baths? But anyway to all you people who asked how he could get stung underwater... Maybe his nuts are just that big. Lol. These are the things you have to think about!
#59 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:59am by boroprincess18
