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Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML


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On 11/26/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by jaeilssanguh - United States (Illinois)

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So when you walked into Taco Bell it looked like you has pissed yourself with excitement?

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:04pm by Incubuss

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so? let it rain a little on the rest of your pants to, and you'll be fine.

#2 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:07pm by sguitaradam

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