Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the happy sacks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17407) - you totally deserved it (1581)
On 11/25/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
After spending months on this site I've come to the conclusion that real life actually is just like an Adam Sandler movie. Or, Adam Sandler writes half of these posts.
Anyway, put some ice on that shit.
Why does everyone on this site deem it necessary to call their balls happy sacks? Soooo lame...
#3 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:19am by Bloodknight
I assume that the mods review them before they get posted and they probably change balls to happy sacks
#22 - On 11/26/2009 at 9:38am by tarheel22893
Automatic YDI for happy sacks. It was awkwardly funny the first time, but this is like the 5th occurrence.
Sucks for you, but if it's any consolation she lost her purse.
#5 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:50am by AcesAndEights
Can people just call them whatever the hell they want? I mean it doesn't really matter does it? This lot is a whole bunch of pricks. OP, FYL and best to put some ice on those.
lol I can't take someone's problem seriously after they say they got hit in the Happy Sacks... I just can't. Though keep doing it guys. Its totally lame, but its like becoming FML's most hilariously bad cliche/trademark... :P
I want someone to post one of these Happy Sacks FMLs and put their name as "Mr. Sad Sacks". Someone make it happen! :P
why would you just grab her purse like that. if I was the original mugger I would have carved you up nicely for trying something like that and then your neighbor and why stop there I would have started a shanking spree for the fuck of it and then when it was all over I would have gone back to see if your stil alive and if you were I would have kicked you in the nuts till you died
#12 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:03am by FMLjudge007
Happy sacks??
So whats the diagnosis doc?
Well son, im afraid you have cancer of the happy sacks...
Yay!!!
Like the guy a week or two ago who tried to help the lady being beaten up by her boyfriend, she turned on him and went to jail. You try to help someone who is a victim of a crime in progress and you get fucked.
NOOOOO!!!! Not another "happy sacks" FML!
If you're lame enough to call them that, you're lucky to still have them!
I'm clicking YDI only because you said that.
#21 - On 11/26/2009 at 9:23am by DynamicDave
Yet another good deed which did not go unpunished. On the bright side, maybe she'll be apologetic (I'd be surprised if she wasn't).
Also, what's with the "happy sacks?" Do you mean you have more than one? o_O Strange....
#23 - On 11/26/2009 at 10:01am by blastvortex
Happy sacks is an annoying word and should be banned, why would you call your nuts 'happy sacks'? its not even sacks, its a sack! ugh YDI
#25 - On 11/26/2009 at 10:49am by Raheemdplayer
That sounds like something they'd put in a movie or something when the guy had a crush on neighbor and tried to save her and she kicks him in the nuts hahaaaa romance comedy, YDI,FYL
mmm? why would you take her purse if she was getting mugged?
common sense would say 'get the mugger'
right? lol, FAKE
What the fuck is up with the happy sacks term? Are you people posting severely deformed? Do you have more than one ballsack?
#30 - On 11/26/2009 at 1:23pm by XxSKELETOxX
why does the same person keep posting fmls like this? i mean who says "happy sacks" as an every day term. and all the fmls about happy sacks are similar to this so seriously its really not funny and its a waste of my time. fml is getting really dumb. i mean people do you moniter these things so that people arent just trying to get on the web? i mean jeez!
#31 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:14pm by happysmartg
I agree, the term happy sacks has started to piss me off.
#32 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:17pm by fightingstyle1
You deserve it for trying to grab the purse. If you were a real man, deserving of having "happy sacks", you would have punched the mugger in the head and knocked his ass out.
If you aren't going to act like a man, what's the problem with her destroying your manhood?
#33 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:26pm by FerrariCake
I fuckin swear, if I see one more FML with 'happy sacks' in it I'm going to shoot myself.
#34 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:02pm by iFruit
YDI OP for trying to help someone. With any luck you will get a visit from your local PD tomorrow and be arrested for mugging. When will people learn, it is illegal and dangerous to try to protect people. You only have the rights to protect yourself and your family. So technically had you gotten that purse you would have been guilty of stealing it from the mugger. Yes, its messed up but its the way our system is and if you don't accept it and learn to just stand back and let this stuff happen you could very well end up in jail or at least in a legal battle that destroys you financially for the rest of your life.
#37 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:13pm by TooBored13
Oh my god, go away. You seriously are that self centered that you'll sit by and watch someone get mugged? Useless waste of space.
So, #37, if you saw your friend, or a little girl, or an old lady being mugged, you'd.... stand by and watch?
good one dickhead..
also, i bet shes really sorry.
#39 - On 11/27/2009 at 5:27am by analltimelow
Yeah, definitely a YDI for use of that damn "happy sacks" crap.
As many, MANY others have already stated: you've only got ONE, not multiple. And it's just a ghey term all around.
That's why your first reaction should always be to lariat a mugger.
#46 - On 12/01/2009 at 2:42am by octoshooter
