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Today , I saw a mah neighbor being muggd on the street. I wantd to help , so I trid to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess mah neighbor didn't see me clearly , cuz she thought I was another mugger and kickd mah directly in the happy sacks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28037) - you deserved it (3061)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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After spending months on this site I've come to the conclusion that real life actually is just like an Adam Sandler movie. Or, Adam Sandler writes half of these posts.

Anyway, put some ice on that shit.

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:14am by ohfuckk

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Why does everyone on this site deem it necessary to call their balls happy sacks? Soooo lame...

#3 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:19am by Bloodknight

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