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Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the happy sacks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20394) - you deserved it (2060)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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