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Man or woman?

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

I agree, your life sucks (21978) - you deserved it (1903)

On 11/25/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by saywhatnow (woman) - United States (Florida)

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