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Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28705) - you deserved it (2708)

On 11/25/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by saywhatnow (woman) - United States (Florida)

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At least he was honest...

#2 - On 11/25/2009 at 7:49pm by Emperor_Jim

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You should have pepper-sprayed him in the eyes and kept your crown!

#12 - On 11/25/2009 at 9:45pm by perdix

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