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Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
You should have pepper-sprayed him in the eyes and kept your crown!
Ask him if his tiny penis told him to say that.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 1 May 2015