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Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Ask him if his tiny penis told him to say that.
You should have pepper-sprayed him in the eyes and kept your crown!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016