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Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML

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On 11/23/2009 at 11:19am - misc - by PaperInfection (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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So you lay there and let the jackasses take pics but once you get rescued kick their asses and throw their cameras into the hole. Problem solved!

#6 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:29pm by Erindub

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They always wanted a picture of a Hole in One.

How did you fall into the hole, 'hole?

#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:26pm by perdix

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