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Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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On 11/21/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Why is everyone questioning the weight of toilet lids? Do you all have plastic ones or something? Mine is ceramic, and heavy, it would NOT be pleasant to be hit by.

#22 - On 11/22/2009 at 12:41pm by Chunchunchun

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Who has a toilet seat so heavy it would give them a concussion? I don't buy it.

#1 - On 11/22/2009 at 6:22am by Jenmaree

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