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Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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On 11/21/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Who has a toilet seat so heavy it would give them a concussion? I don't buy it.

#1 - On 11/22/2009 at 6:22am by Jenmaree

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A toilet lid falling gave you a concussion?

Really?

#2 - On 11/22/2009 at 6:25am by grimmelok

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