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Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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On 11/20/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by hopefulanonymous - United States (Maryland)

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"successfully flirting"

lol you shagged him in the parking lot, didn't you?

#1 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:16pm by repyourcliche

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based on the whorish way you got yourself out of that ticket, i'm guessing that wasn't the first time you "backed into a pole"

#17 - On 11/20/2009 at 2:10pm by Ilovelife07

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