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Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
lol you shagged him in the parking lot, didn't you?
based on the whorish way you got yourself out of that ticket, i'm guessing that wasn't the first time you "backed into a pole"
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Friday 27 November 2015