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Today, as I left class I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted "Let go!". I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8521) - you deserved it (21882)

On 11/19/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by betamaxjim (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

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did you ever think to look behind you before you started your epic battle with the door? o_o

#9 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:28pm by xdevotchkax

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owned.

#1 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:13pm by Xellith

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