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Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55360) - you deserved it (12961)

On 03/26/2009 at 11:38pm - misc - by lauren555 - United States (Virginia)

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WAYS TO AVOID THIS SITUATION:
Take the paper with you to school, print it out at a lab.
Take the paper with you to Kinko's, print it out there.
Finish and print your paper earlier than the night before.
Email your paper to French teacher.
Go to a neighbor's house, print it out there.
Email it to a REAL friend outside of your class, ask them to print it out and get confirmation that they are.

WAYS TO SCREW UP:
Email it to a guy in your class and assume he'll get it and dutifully print it out. Don't follow-up over the phone or anything.


You're welcome.

#3 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:16am by cprompt

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Tell your professor.

#4 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:25am by smdrager

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