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Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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On 11/17/2009 at 10:32am - misc - by Spiller (man) - United States (Ohio)

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ouch. that sucks

#1 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:10pm by iwannafuckyaman

Haha :) Did he do anything? Don't trust cup holders.

#2 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:11pm by Ellowise

I'm pretty sure there weren't any cup holders since he was on the bus.

YDI OP. I don't care how exhausted you are, unless you drive around in a refurbished bus, it's impossible to confuse the two.

#14 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:59pm by TheTruth1428

Blame it on the bus hitting a bump or something.

#3 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:17pm by allmidnighteyes

blame it on the rain

#4 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:26pm by donkey_hang_down

or the a-a-a-a-alcohol

#5 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:30pm by allmidnighteyes

LOL

#7 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:46pm by aslate

blame it on W

#8 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:49pm by donkey_hang_down

Blame it on the Je-nevermind

#10 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:16pm by allmidnighteyes

haha.

Blame it on the evil doers...

#12 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:30pm by donkey_hang_down

That sucks, but please dont tell me you might as well have been in ur car this morning instead of taking the bus while ur as exhausted as you were today.

#6 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:34pm by Liekjj

I can only imagine what the mirage of a "cup holder" really was. Were you mugging this guy's lap?

#9 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:11pm by perdix

I have to believe this is a bunch of b.s. If it is however true you deserve it for being a f**king dumbass. I hope he broke your nose!

#11 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:27pm by grrrarrrg2

Fuck you. Your comment reminded me of a 12 year old who learned that insulting people can make you look like a 2% cooler person. When in reality, it doesn't.

Btw, sorry for being a hypocrite, but it was necessary.

#15 - On 11/17/2009 at 4:02pm by Person1233

Just like a puppet!

#18 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:35pm by grrrarrrg2

YDI, but that doesn't mean I don't pity you. Poor guy.

#13 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:40pm by DameGreyWulf

More of the large angry-looking man's FML than yours.

#16 - On 11/17/2009 at 4:35pm by Fentown

I hope that doesn't mean you sometimes drive to work so tired that you can't tell the difference between putting your mug in a cup holder and whatever it is you thought was a cup holder, or can't tell the difference between driving and riding a bus. I find it a bit hard to believe that anyone could be that tired, but I guess everyone's bodies work a bit differently. It's very hard for me to get out of bed in the morning, but once I do get up, I'm wide awake.

#17 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:35pm by sarahbau

"Today, I was sitting on the bus when a man spilled his coffee all over me. FML"

#20 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:24pm by sanders924

I don't buy it. The bus driver wouldn't let you on the bus with a mug of coffee.

#21 - On 11/17/2009 at 8:05pm by Jenmaree

that's the dumbest thing I've heard all day.

#22 - On 11/17/2009 at 8:56pm by fragmite

I call B.S.

WHo the hell brings a coffee mug on the bus? Did you bring a plate of bagels, too?

Geez.

#23 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:17pm by FruityLoooons

You are so wrong, my dad brings a big cup of tea on the bus with him every day when he goes to work. I also take the bus and have seen several people with coffee cups on the bus, so it's entirely possible this took place.

#24 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:56pm by fml198524

Well, this depends on if it was a regular mug or a travel mug. You can bring a travel mug/travel cup (one of the paper ones from the store, I mean) on the bus. But you technically can't bring any open food containers (ie, mug, plate of food, etc). But you see pretty much everything possible on public transportation and it would really depend on the driver.

#25 - On 11/17/2009 at 10:34pm by starvingxartist

All right, then. #25, you made a good point. I can completely understand if it was a travel mug, and the OP just didn't phrase it right--saying "mug of coffee" seems misleading, you see. Then again, saying big mug of coffee could hint that it was travel size or at least those little paper cups like you've mentioned...

Either way, OP, that was a pretty dumb. Enough said.

#26 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:06am by FruityLoooons

I'm assuming your morning ritual involves shooting up Heroin.

#27 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:08am by Thanitos

that was preeeetty dumb, OP.

#28 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:35pm by xdevotchkax

Of course he'd be angry! You poured a cup of hot coffee on him

#29 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:12am by lil_cig

This is a great way to get sued, dude.

#30 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:00pm by hedgehogs

lol i'd like to see the big angry-looking guy's FML for the day.

#31 - On 12/01/2009 at 6:41pm by eternallyme

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