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Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML


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On 11/17/2009 at 10:32am - misc - by Spiller (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Blame it on the bus hitting a bump or something.

#3 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:17pm by allmidnighteyes

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I hope that doesn't mean you sometimes drive to work so tired that you can't tell the difference between putting your mug in a cup holder and whatever it is you thought was a cup holder, or can't tell the difference between driving and riding a bus. I find it a bit hard to believe that anyone could be that tired, but I guess everyone's bodies work a bit differently. It's very hard for me to get out of bed in the morning, but once I do get up, I'm wide awake.

#17 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:35pm by sarahbau

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