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Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6040) - you deserved it (17390)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:32am - misc - by Spiller (man) - United States (Ohio)

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I'm assuming your morning ritual involves shooting up Heroin.

#27 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:08am by Thanitos

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Blame it on the bus hitting a bump or something.

#3 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:17pm by allmidnighteyes

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