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Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel and suprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4559) - you deserved it (28686)

On 11/17/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by JakeHolmes (man) - United States (Colorado)

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