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Today, after sleeping in, I finally sorted through a stack of mail I had been putting off and I found a Jury summons. Thinking it must be coming up soon, I checked the date, my appearance is scheduled for 7:45am on November 16th. Today is November 17th. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6615) - you deserved it (35614)

On 11/17/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by Nic (woman) - United States (California)

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Maybe you should try being a functioning member of society who opens her mail when it arrives.

#2 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:22am by ForestFire0

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You should have checked the envelope. Important mail like that is usually marked so you don't ignore it.

#1 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:06am by Gizmo3K

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