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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25780) - you deserved it (7508)

On 11/16/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by lynxstorm - United States (Illinois)

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He was ready to commit, and you didn't managed to clear things up before dumping him ?

Well, you must have messed up the dumping pretty bad to not even give him a hint or a chance to tell you directly he was ready to commit.

#3 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:12am by kakek

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#14 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:59am by NathanKett

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