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Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28407) - you deserved it (1592)

On 11/16/2009 at 11:05pm - misc - by bad_day_in_hell - United States (Montana)

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Just tell her you're a cross dressing man.

#4 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:03am by badbunny

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Damn, what an insecure bitch.
Also I love how she confronts you first instead of her husband.

#5 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:07am by DameGreyWulf

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