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Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32419) - you deserved it (1996)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)

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The guy delivers pizza for a living... FHL

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:03pm by allmidnighteyes

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She'll come crawling back once she realizes that she chose a guy who makes minimum wage and obviously doesn't care for the sanctity of other people's relationships and cheats on her with four other women. And you'll have the honor of spitting in her face.

#5 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:18pm by JessiGoose

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