Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancee a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancee took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21187) - you totally deserved it (953)
On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)
(0)Reasons he deserves it please, and no speculation, just based on what you can read there.
#4 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:18pm by Chunchunchun
(0)Well..."reasons"...she ran off with a "boy". Hence, he either sucked ass in bed or his wife was a whore. Either way, their "everlasting" marriage would not have worked out.
#29 - On 11/16/2009 at 4:21pm by RedRobster
(+1)LOL.. Pizza boy?? she is one of those who in her teen is too hyper about THE ETERNAL LOVE ... in her early 20s looks for FUN GUY ,,, in her late 20s switches a couple of relationships because she keeps on finding better FUN guys ... in her early 30s she tries to stick to the last FUN guy she found who turn out to be a dick and leaves her single ... then up till her mid 30s she keeps fucking with random guys already in relationships hoping that they would breakup with theirs for her ... and in her late 30's being desperate she snaps out of the love thing and get along with an old guy with loads of money. It’s her FML.
(0)She'll come crawling back once she realizes that she chose a guy who makes minimum wage and obviously doesn't care for the sanctity of other people's relationships and cheats on her with four other women. And you'll have the honor of spitting in her face.
#5 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:18pm by JessiGoose
(-1)FYL OP.
Obviously you need to smack that bitch up. Hopefully it'll turn out in the end. Funny anecdote that you may enjoy was a similar FML to a friend of mine. He girlfriend cheated on him with the dishwasher from school (some high school kid) and left him. Well after the normal break-up depression time he bought a new car (Range Rover) and got a younger, hotter girlfriend. He said it was funny when he pulled up next to her at a stop light and here she is in a white rusted out junk car (with her dishwasher boyfriend) and he's in a Range Rover with his new hot girlfriend. Needless to say she sunk down as far into the seat as should could and it wasn't much longer (another month) before she was calling him up pleading for him to take her back. He was in seventh heaven.
So keep your head up and hopefully you can post back here when your retarded ex smartens up.
(-1)Please, who says the pizza delivery boy isn't a step up? And you don't exactly sound like a catch yourself.
(-1)@kxs401
How the f*ck did you get "I'm not a catch" out of an anecdotal story about a friend? Seriously you need to learn to read my friend. Plus if I'm not a catch, why at 27 years old do I own my own home, have a girlfriend (for seven years), a steady job and friends? Yep I guess any woman in their right mind would run the opposite way. Hell if I had a picture I'd post that shit so when you come back with "well you're probably ugly" you could eat your trolling words, idiot.
Any anyone that is a pizza delivery boy is 1) in high school 2) really needs a job and 3) not making more than minimum wage. Unless OP is a lazy mofo who doesn't have a job and sits on his ass all day long, I'm pretty sure that pizza delivery boy isn't a step up (unless the pizza boy is telling the OPs fiancee that he's in "medical school").
(0)my guy delivers pizza. he makes 13 an hour. around a thousand every two weeks.
#76 - On 08/18/2010 at 7:16pm by smart16314
(+1)Don't worry, she'll come crawling back soon. The "Delivery in Thirty Minutes or Less" slogan doesn't apply to just the pizza.
#8 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:36pm by redbluegreen
(0)The amount of time implied by "30 minutes or less" is often enough for a very passionate sexual experience.
(0)I live on 123 RedBlueGreen Street. Wear the uniform. (;
#45 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:40pm by redbluegreen
(0)what is it with all those women running off with delivery/service guys?
Don't they realize they have the shittiest jobs with the shittiest payments ever?
FYL man, FYL
#12 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:54pm by Blabloop_Fishie
(0)Nomad and redbluegreen, I'm with you both on your statements. Redbluegreen, your's made me laugh. xD
(-1)ouch dude! thats gotta suck... but remember sometimes the fact that she left you for a pizza guy could mean she was trying to see if youd come after her... its a shit way to figure that out though
#16 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:15pm by baby_gurl2405
(0)What? When does it EVER mean that? And further, if it actually does, I think he could probably do without that kind of crazy.
(0)baby_gurl2405, that's the most idiotic comment I've seen in a while. Please grow up first (as I can see you are only 14) and then comment on grown up affairs.
#33 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:01pm by lostfaithinpppl
(0)baby_gurl, did we pull this same stunt in the past?
#35 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:04pm by SarcasticAvenger
(0)well then she is the worst kind of crazy, the kind that requires a false sense of grandeur after having seen WAY too many chick flicks and I officially would have to pity the pizza guy for getting such a crazy. Although to the OP I'm sorry, wonderful reminders like that are never any fun, but sounds like she has some issues anyway so you're better off. Good luck.
#53 - On 11/16/2009 at 9:57pm by Seventytimeseven
(0)Anyone order extra anchovies?
That sucks, I wonder if the pizza boy was a step up, or down???
#17 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:19pm by donkey_hang_down
(0)"And married people always think love is the answer."
#46 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:42pm by redbluegreen
(+1)Seriously? Dude, at least she left you before you were married and spent years invested in the relationship. You know what, you are way better off without her. Moral of the story? Don't order pizza. Or Chinese. Thats way better.
#20 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:35pm by MorlekEngel
(0)Look at it this way: The OP had enough to buy an engagement ring from a company big enough that they bother sending congratulatory mail a year later. The pizza guy is working minimum wage. Guess who's probably better off?
To the OP: start buying pizza from the guy's place. If he's the delivery person, no tip for him. Try getting your friends in on it too.
#21 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:37pm by Watchmaker
(0)I'm going to have to play the devil's advocate here. Sometimes people do pizza delivery to supplement their income. I first got the idea from a college instructor who was preparing for his wife having a baby. For all we know, the pizza delivery guy might have a very decent job, and is only doing the delivery to pay off his student loans faster. Or maybe he's doing it to get payed while picking up chicks.
(0)And.... you haven't gotten the ring back from your fiancee and returned it by now?
That seems odd to me. Unless your fiancee LITERALLY just decided to jump in the pizza boy's car and you never saw her again.
My advice to you, OP:
Take comfort in the fact that she obviously wasn't the right woman if she just decided to leave like that.
#24 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:47pm by MermaidSongXOXO
(0)I'm just curious...did he come to the door, pizza in hand and your girl just jumped into his arms and took off leaving you with a large pepperoni pizza??? Or did she cheat with a dude who is also a pizza guy?
(0)I can understand this. After my ex and I called off the wedding, I was getting emails from eeeverywhere about my upcoming wedding. We had set a date and already booked the photographer, the reception area and the church. I had also set up an account with theknot.com and they would send me emails every month telling me what I should be doing to prepare...and this is AFTER I deleted my account.
BUT, it was for the best, and Im sure your is, too. Anyone who would just up and leave isn't worth it!
(0)Every time you eat pizza from now on, you will be thinking of your "wife" getting plowed by some zit faced teenager
#28 - On 11/16/2009 at 4:08pm by donkey_hang_down
(0)You should sue the jewelry store for emotional distress.
/sarcasm.
#32 - On 11/16/2009 at 4:59pm by animejen1988
(+1)That is terrible!!!! On the bright side, you found out she wasn't the one before you got married. In the long run, she saved you an enormous amount of grief and money. Really.
Btw (to some responders): Relationships primarily based on money and materialistic things doesn't make it ideal. If someone was abusive and/or neglectful, money doesn't make it better. Who cares how much they make. Sometimes drastic times calls for drastic measures (without cheating, of course).
(0)A lot of girls do! I can't tell you how many shocked responses I got when I told people I gave the ring back.
TBH, I didn't really want to have it hanging around. He asked for it back in an attempt to hurt me and make me fight him...I handed it over without a second thought.
(0)If you don't go through with the marriage, you should give the ring back. It's the right thing to do. Not sure but, I believe it's legally correct too.
(0)I thought it was supposed to be if she breaks up with you, she gives the ring back. If he breaks up with her, she gets to keep it.
But I knew a girl that would just date guys for the ring, but then got into trouble when she tried to keep this guy's great grandmother's ring worth tons of money.
#47 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:44pm by redbluegreen
(0)Oh no!! Not the great grandmother's ring!! That's so awful! Sheesh, do some women do shit like that? It's incomprehensible!
I'm not 100% sure, but I was told by my lawyer friend that the engagement ring is like a contract of marriage. No marriage, no ring (depending on what state you live in). He broke off several engagements. I think he has a small collection of rings now :D
(0)YDI for spending that much money on a woman. It's never worth it.
Case in point: I bet the Pizza guy spends next to nothing on her, and now he has her to himself. See?
#39 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:26pm by Emperor_Jim
(0)OP - "Yes I would like a medium peperoni and my wife would like a large sausage"
Pizza boy - "Another large sausage? I just gave her one this afternoon while you where at work."
#41 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:35pm by donkey_hang_down
(0)he must be gainfully employed with a great salary, bonus, stock options, 401k, health insurance + other benefits AND has a 9 inch johnson like ME.
#49 - On 11/16/2009 at 8:30pm by ladiesman14
(0)Awwe I'm very sowwie to hear that.. you should just sip on some coffee, chill out (woe-sahhh) then go to her house n creep in har room n SLIT HAR THROAT... just kidding but seriously that's fucked up bringing back hurtful memories but we all go through it
(0)yea i feel yea....i just got a letter and updated info for my engagement ring and my fiance just left me a month ago ....because he wanted to try being single for a while
(0)Well maybe you didn't give her enough pizza BITCH
#57 - On 11/17/2009 at 12:10am by daboodidaboodi
(0)Well, in her defense, he has plenty of sausage and knows how to keep things hot. On the other hand, he always comes in under thirty minutes.
(0)Flip the script and delivery her the bill,but since u cant really do that,YDI..how much pizza do u really need,lol
#66 - On 11/17/2009 at 7:54am by JustaAngel
(0)Well, I can't tell entirely what you did or didn't do - or what she did or didn't do - to provoke this, but you apparently didn't know her as well as you thought you did. It sucks to be you, but if you don't want to risk losing, then don't gamble.
#67 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:56pm by blastvortex
(+1)he was just delivering pizza... non of the points, this type of conditions make us to remember our sweet memory and being happy for a moment and first of all you need to make reply to jewelry store...!!
Vintage Jewelry Store
#70 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:59pm by martinhuke
(0)My Zelda, she took the money and ran with the tailor...
#71 - On 11/30/2009 at 3:36pm by coolbeans14741
(0)because everyone knows how much a pizza delivery job can provide for her.
#73 - On 04/04/2010 at 3:09am by conradbeans
