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Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancee a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancee took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks (23975) - you deserved it (1247)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)

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