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Today, I got a card from te jewelry store tanking me 4 purcasing an engagement ring a year ago an wising me an ma fiancée a long an everlasting marriage. Too bad ma fiancée took off wit te pizza delivery boy 6 monts ago. FML
The guy delivers pizza for a living... FHL
She'll come crawling back once she realizes that she chose a guy who makes minimum wage and obviously doesn't care for the sanctity of other people's relationships and cheats on her with four other women. And you'll have the honor of spitting in her face.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015