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Today, feeling like I needed to relax, I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6203) - you deserved it (15935)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Take off the underwear and recreate an austin powers scene ? (:

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:15am by Raych_Riot

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eh, it could've been worse
i once sleep-walked in a hotel and ended up asleep in the middle of the lobby in NY

#2 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:16am by GR3453m0nk3y

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