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Today, feeling like I needed to relax, I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9568) - you deserved it (25600)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I got locked out of my room on a cruise ship wearing a skimpy nightgown and my boyfriend was taking an exceedingly long shower in the cabin. Even though I banged on the door for nearly 20 minutes, he didn't come out to open the door. When he finally came to the door I said "Couldn't you hear me banging on the damn door the whole time?" and he said that he "heard the noise but figured if it was important I was the one who would have answered the door." I told him "Yeah, you see how well that worked out!"

It happens.

#5 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:37am by chrissyj84

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Take off the underwear and recreate an austin powers scene ? (:

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:15am by Raych_Riot

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