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Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10928) - you deserved it (35943)

On 11/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Time you enjoy wasting cannot truly be called wasted ;-)

#5 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:34pm by TheGuyOverThere

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how is that an FML?? I'll make a penis out of silly putty any time!!!!

#12 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:40pm by Malika

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