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Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight this shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow and I tugged to hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4869) - you deserved it (21943)

On 11/15/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Unknown - United States

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