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Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight this shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow and I tugged to hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Unknown - United States

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That long sleeve shirt has totally ruined your life. Now you won't be able to go to the prom with Debbie, the hottest girl in school and we all know she'll hook up with Matt. Then you'll turn to a life of drugs and hookers. You'd be surprised how often this happens.

#4 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:12am by Peroxide

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Maybe you shouldn't be wearing shirts that tight...?

#3 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:43am by kenguin

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