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Today, I went for a run in a new pair of shoes that left me with huge blisters. As I finished cleaning them up so they could heal, I limped to my bed to take a nap. I was woken by the fire alarm. My building was having a drill and we couldn't use the elevators. I live on the 9th floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18947) - you deserved it (2155)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by runner - United States (Pennsylvania)

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