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Today, I went for a run in a new pair of shoes that left me with huge blisters. As I finished cleaning them up so they could heal, I limped to my bed to take a nap. I was woken by the fire alarm. My building was having a drill and we couldn't use the elevators. I live on the 9th floor. FML


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On 11/14/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by runner - United States (Pennsylvania)

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your apartment has fire drills? I've never heard of that. I've had fire alarm tests in my building but never drills where I had to leave. If I was you I would of just ignored it. They can't force you to if you don't want to

#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:40am by captaincanoe

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Just go to sleep. They don't even need to know you were IN the building.

#3 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:45am by bobtea

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