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Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML
Sooo, your friend has a creepy mom and you have a big mouth. Case closed.
(Sorry, sometimes you'll see the original).
If you saw someone "creeping" behind your friend, why would you "loudly proclaim?"
Didn't they ever teach you about the quiet "indoor voice?" Wouldn't this be a good time to use it?
And tell Mom to dress like a mom, and not a wannabe, gangsta thug unless she wants to get a cap popped in her ass.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015