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Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16185) - you deserved it (7301)

On 11/12/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Sursion (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Sooo, your friend has a creepy mom and you have a big mouth. Case closed.

#3 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:06pm by Sorrel

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i lol'd

#7 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:18pm by iamazombie

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