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Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML


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On 11/12/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Sursion (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Sooo, your friend has a creepy mom and you have a big mouth. Case closed.

#3 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:06pm by Sorrel

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(Sorry, sometimes you'll see the original).

If you saw someone "creeping" behind your friend, why would you "loudly proclaim?"

Didn't they ever teach you about the quiet "indoor voice?" Wouldn't this be a good time to use it?

And tell Mom to dress like a mom, and not a wannabe, gangsta thug unless she wants to get a cap popped in her ass.

#8 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:19pm by perdix

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