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Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20885) - you deserved it (5230)

On 11/12/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by angrymadman3542342 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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With friends like him, who needs enemies? Consider breaking off this "friendship" before he does more than hit you.

#2 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:55am by Jewelofagal

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I hope you whooped his ass for that little douche move. You tried to be a friend and was nice about it and got sucker punched for your efforts. Douche bags like that need an ass kicking to help them realize how much of a little bitch they're acting like. Have fun

#5 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:58am by matrael

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