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Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retreive it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6999) - you deserved it (22474)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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