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Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9495) - you deserved it (33350)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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So use your other hand.

#2 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:13am by allmidnighteyes

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YDI for using your phone over a vat of boiling hot water, and not thinking for that split second as to whether or not you should reach in and get it.
People shouldn't be allowed to multitask when it comes to texting.

#5 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:19am by allmidnighteyes

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