Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML

by Dummy / 11/10/2009 at 12:47am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • I like how you said "adorable" to keep people from flamin' you for thinking your cousin is hawt.

    #7 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:19am by LEPOfficer

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  • wow ur fucking lucky. atleast u didnt take her home and sleep with her? btw 1st please?

    #1 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:08am by fmylife63093

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