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Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19710) - you deserved it (10184)

On 11/10/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Dummy - United States (Ohio)

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