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Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
I like how you said "adorable" to keep people from flamin' you for thinking your cousin is hawt.
wow ur fucking lucky. atleast u didnt take her home and sleep with her? btw 1st please?
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Friday 12 February 2016