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Today, I was turned down for a job as a cashier at Best Buy. I worked like hell to get into and then graduate from one of the top Telecommunication schools in the country. I spent all my time with extracurriculars to help my resume instead of partying like my friends. I can't even be a cashier. FML


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On 11/09/2009 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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You sound like a driven individual that will give a sustained effort to excel. You are clearly not Best Buy material.

Take your rejection as a compliment.

#8 - On 11/09/2009 at 5:11pm by perdix

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its the damn economy, not your fault...

#3 - On 11/09/2009 at 5:10pm by hottpinkicecream

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