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Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24667) - you deserved it (2822)

On 11/07/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by AuntSucka (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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what imbeciles.

fyl for being related to your cousin.

#2 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:36am by nxkftw

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wtf, drinking but young enough to get grounded?

Whats this Ohio state like people?

#7 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:20am by Peroxide

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