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Today, my mom came up to the school to give me some money and a few water bottles for my friends and me for soccer practice. Before she left, I said "bye", then I realized my 2-year-old brother waving bye to me. So I bent down through the window to kiss him. As I did, my mom moved the car. It still hurts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21554) - you deserved it (3455)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by SHARIFFO (man) - Palestinian Territory

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Who would vote YDI for this? cruel people. Ouch.

#5 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:07am by unFmyLife

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I can't snark on this. You're a teenage boy who kisses his little brother. That's beautiful. Most teenage boys are little villains towards their siblings, so I can only give you praise & a "at least you weren't decapitated".

#30 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:12pm by mercyFML

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