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Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31991) - you deserved it (3540)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by bdayloser (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Sucks that you were alone, but what was the ticket for? I mean, we can't know for sure whether this is a FYL or YDI because we don't know the details. Happy Birthday, now you have more than one.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:46am by peaceout314

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happy birthday! :) don't feel bad, my 18th birthday sucked too. sorry about that ticket though.

#5 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:50am by kmart72

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