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Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17805) - you totally deserved it (1605)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by bdayloser (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Sucks that you were alone, but what was the ticket for? I mean, we can't know for sure whether this is a FYL or YDI because we don't know the details. Happy Birthday, now you have more than one.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:46am by peaceout314

today's my 18th birthday too, and i'm sitting here alone.
don't feel bad :)
happy birthday!

#41 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:54pm by foreverpeacee

thats a shame, don't you have any family?

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:46am by playnejayne

Happy birthday!! :D

#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:49am by marshmallowmouse

stfu about your patheticness.

#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:50am by ohhhhbriana

happy birthday! :) don't feel bad, my 18th birthday sucked too. sorry about that ticket though.

#5 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:50am by kmart72

I don't know why but I can't bring myself to care. You should have made plans. And if not, then work harder at making REAL friends.

#6 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:55am by Flutist

Happy Birthday :)

#7 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:57am by 000hunnybunny000

Happy Birthday! Wait, this incident happened during the day or at night? Because who knows, maybe your family & friends decided to surprise you later on?

You have 24 hours, man. Go out and have fun!

#8 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:58am by sicChick

Happy birthday ;P

#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:24am by withered

it's my sisters 18th today too happy birthday =]

#10 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:29am by yourmumspanties

there's no such things called real friends. btw, happy birthday! be strong!

#11 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:46am by headphone84

Say Happy Birthday to your sister from me. :)

#13 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:14am by Antivirus

You should get out there and party! YOUR STILL YOUNG!!!!

Happy Birthday. :D
xx

#12 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:03am by Rigmaster

Happy Birthday!!

#14 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:28am by immadeinspace

Sorry man, but birthdays only get less important from here (save for 21). Happy bday, though!

#15 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:30am by anjyu22

awwwww. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!.. see? lots of ppl u don't knoe like to wish u a happeh birthday! :]

#16 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:34am by KatieGoesRawrr

Haha the ticket was probably for being a looser..jk

happy bday

#17 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:04am by mohamedrocks

Happy birthday!

#18 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:30am by Everydaygrey

know what you mean. seriously tho happy birthday, its a special day

#19 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:04am by igneel54

Happy Birthday. Mine's today too.

#20 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:09am by Super_Vegetto

YDI, you have the CHOICE to make friends and you have clearly chosen to not make any friends

#21 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:45am by sportsnut

And, man, maybe she tried.
Ever heard of rejection?

#31 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:26pm by Ohnothingreally

my birthday today too...
i got an omelette for breakfast :D

happy birthday :)

#22 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:44am by Carosello

it's my 18th birthday too :D

#23 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:53am by Carosello

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO! :D




...Psyche.

#27 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:11pm by CyclonePsycho

im sorry HAPPY BDAY though

#24 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:03pm by fyou1

ok

#25 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:36pm by Zazu7711

Thats really sad Hppy Birthday with a smile on top :)

#26 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:44pm by Tristan269

Happy 18th Birthday!

#28 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:12pm by lakeeri1

Happy Birthday! :D

Oh, and by the way, before anyone's like "YDI FOR GETTING A TICKETZ!!!!"

Sometimes, cops give you tickets, when you didn't do anything. My mum once got a ticket, and took it to court. Guess who lost? The cop.

#29 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:22pm by Ohnothingreally

Why were you speeding? It's not like you had a birthday party to go to or something.

#30 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:23pm by GreenHacker

Thats a sin.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

#32 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:34pm by fmliknow

my mom got a ticket on my birthday a couple years ago...pulling into the parking lot of the restaurant we were going to to celebrate my birthday :P

#33 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:00pm by RatIsKing

My parents forgot my birthday, and then, when she remembered after a long rant about him, mom told me that she had only married dad because she was pregnant with me.

Your life is far from fucked.

#34 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:10pm by DameGreyWulf

That sucks OP. Happy Birthday! I've been there. My 16th birthday. Friends forgot, Parents forgot, little sisters forgot, but I did get a postcard in the mail from my pediatricians office saying "Happy birthday! You're sixteen now, which means you're older than our age cut-off so you need a new doctor." At least I didn't get a ticket though. I'm sorry sorry. Happy Birthday. Hope your next one is better.

#35 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:17pm by boatkicker

that sucks, happy birthday anyway. If I were you I would have thrown my own fucking party and got a bottle and got wasted. I almost got arrested on my birthday, too bad the birthday gods didnt save you from getting a ticket like they saved me. better luck next birthday. I mean, we cant always have good days.

#36 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:47pm by yourdeadtome

I just turned 18 recently too it sucked as well mainly because I'm such a loner

#37 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:00pm by erowlyn

aww sorry u spent it alone hope ur next one is better happy birthday

#38 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:17pm by aTRAGEDY

I turned 18 a few months ago and my birthday sucked too, mainly because i blew my friends of to spend time with my family instead, and my family didn't want to know. Not because i have no friends, that could easily be the case here, i wouldn't jump to the conclusion the OP didn't have any friends

Oh an happy birthday dude

#39 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:43pm by Psychs7

u shouldnt care that u were alone at least u knw ull never heart urself i guess just trying 2 help :)

#40 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:25pm by CandyKissesNum1

Your birthday WISH came from an officer? A ticket is a 'wish'? You mean present, right?

#42 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:54am by st87

Your clearly an idiot for realizing that when you "wish someone a happy birthday" it is what is said when someone says the phrase happy birthday meaning the only person nice enough to say two words on the 18th anniversary of someone being born is the person giving them a ticket for a mild road infraction.

#47 - On 11/10/2009 at 12:19am by Gregory7

You should have wished not to get a ticket.

#43 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:18am by TheOtherNewest1

That's what you get for celebrating your 18th birthday by going 18 mph over the speed limit. You should be thanking that cop, if he hadn't made you see the error of your ways you probably wouldn't have lived to 50.

#44 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:37am by Ninjaface

In life sometimes you have to deal with being by yourself for big holidays or special events, it just happens sometimes. You need to toughen up!! This will happen again at some point in life. Don't pity yourself either if you are trying to find friends, people will not want hear that.

#45 - On 11/08/2009 at 7:15am by JellyMelly

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

#46 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:41am by lauraanne

If you didn't want to be alone, grow up, get over yourself, and ASK one of your friends to hang out with you. I'm sick of people are their birthday sob stories. You want something to happen? Make it happen. You're eighteen, you should know better by now.

#48 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:25pm by containsnosoy

Hey, happy birthday. I can relate to the hurt your feeling.

Make a resolution to have a better 19th birthday. Get out there, meet some people, and surround yourself with people you care for and who care about you. It's too much of a burden to go it alone in this world. Take some chances, open up to the world, and hopefully in 365 days you'll be celebrating.

@48; Chill, dude. Not everyone is sociable and makes friends easily. Just because you can't relate to that doesn't mean you can't show some sympathy and compassion for the OP. You try celebrating your 18th birthday alone. Report back to me how it went.

#49 - On 11/11/2009 at 12:57am by McMarlin

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