Today, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2009 at 1:41pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

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  • Well, at least you succeeded in one thing in your life- being the bad example

    #1 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:15pm by xshyguyx

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  • Punch her. And if it comes to it, punch the kids.

    #14 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:41pm by mannix

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