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Today, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26509) - you deserved it (4688)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Well, at least you succeeded in one thing in your life- being the bad example

#1 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:15pm by xshyguyx

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Matt Foley?

Are you thrice divorced?

And do you live in a van down by the river?

#6 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:19pm by perdix

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